February 2010
36 posts
HOLD UP!!!
glennthomas:
becauseyourebeautiful:
Did Michael Jackson seriously name one of his kids Blanket?
yup but then they changed his name to Prince Micheal II
so it’s not Blanket anymore? thank goodness. cause that would suck ass.
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Did Michael Jackson seriously name one of his kids Blanket?
January 2010
54 posts
REBLOG IF you say dude right before you say...
On life's little mysteries.
dearcoketalk:
Why the fuck is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer? I mean, I know they make those side to side ones that have them, but I’m talking traditional old frig/freezer combos, stacked.
Please, please answer this question. I have a bet with my dog and if he wins another one I’m going to have to reconsider living.
There are no lights in freezers for the same reason...
aw
Theresa. You are win. (:
I looveee youuuu
WHO DAT?!
I don’t even watch football, but I think the Saints seriously deserved a break after Katrina…
but you GUYS!
My refections thing won first place!!!! (:
You probably don’t care, but I am happy.
I secretly like..
-pop music videos. especially when the girl dances or when a hot guy is shirtless for no particular reason.
-This tumblr called Dear Coke Talk. The woman is intelligent, funny as hell, pessimistic, and critical. She’s also a coke whore, which simultaneously makes her stupid as well as worldly.
-Storylines where the main character does not just have one tragic flaw, but...
A call to love, to love, to love. And why would you ever stop? To create peace,...
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formspring.me
navy or airforce?(for me)
whichever one is safer..
wtf what if you die?!?!
You smell good.
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If you knew who this was…then there would be no point in having a formspring. Right?
True. But that would also render your previous statement false…right?
do my questions on formspring spam your dashboard on tumblr? like hardcore…
hahaha a little. you need to beware of stalkers man!
You smell good.
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Fools ask questions. The wise seek answers.
Alright. I’m kind of a fool. So here is a question.
why are you on formspring, the site where everyone asks questions?
ahhahaha im kidding who is this?
You smell good.
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would you rather get stabbed or shot in the thigh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg Glen Thomas fuck you!
shot. hahahahha
You smell good.
This sickness is making me fitter and fitter…
I don’t eat cause I’m never hungry and can’t taste shit anyways.
My abs are getting a 40 minute workout from my intense coughing.
Now have a 4 pack.
I now fit into my jeans from 6th grade. (that are bell bottoms. weird, huh?)
Who knew that douchebag president candidate had such a bomb wife? I now have such a profound respect for Cindy Mccain.
mormononbikee:
The last thing I wanted was infinite security and to be the place an arrow shoots off from. I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
pretty
This is sad
I got my first comment on Formspring.
Didn’t know where the reply button was.
Got frustrated.
Changed formsprings.
Made a new one.
Really like my URL (:
To whoever commented— yeah. LOL
You smell good
Formspring
Why does this feel like a bad idea?
formspring.me
glennthomas:
do you like dicks?
i like my own…
LOL
I am a nerd. But this has never bothered me. And it has never occurred to me that it should.
It’s thundering! (Is that even a word?) I am scared :(
Also, supposed to be at school right now.
Also, should be studying for calc.
Just got back from dance rehearsal with the kind of sick that is the whole body, whole mind, even down there, sore. And this was ballet and lyrical. Bitch.
Every single damn body part hurts like Jesus nailed to the cross. Ohmygodd. This is either Theresa, or the rain. Theresa—I have the same symptoms as you. I can’t speak, my body is aching, and my brain is going to spontaneously...
He said,
I am attracted to people— the way they move, the way they breathe. I like the way somebody’s fingers feel, and I like that lips are sensitive. I like how it feels when somebody pulls my hair. I like slow smiles and fast heartbeats; hard muscles and rough skin.
And to this he said, “Shit…no gay.”
Dear Theresa,
I’ve changed my mind. Just saw the movie closer and am in love with Alice Ayres’ short pink hair.
I hated labels anyway. People didn’t fit in slots—prostitute, housewife,...
– - Janet Fitch
It may not mean nothing to yall…
But understand nothing was done for me
– tarp painting has stuck this song in my head.
Made a blogspot. Ask for URL if you have one too (: Then we can add, or follow, or friend request or whatever.
No one writes on Tumblr! Everyone just posts pretty pictures. Not that I mind, of course. I have the phase delicious food on my tagged Dashboard thingy.
Deviation from the norm
I finally made a new year(s) « don’t even know if the ‘s’ should be there or not anymore. resolution. I want abs so hard that when it’s summer and boys show off their whatever pack and tell everyone to feel their stomach, I can be like, “wait. feel mine.” & pwn.
I am an audio learner, the worst type of knowledge absorption there is. Explains why I suck at school. And life.
name
fatassmuffin:
i am in the processing of changing my name :] legally
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Shireen do you like my name now?
HAHAHHAHAHAH HELL YES!!! on both!
fatassmuffin:
deliriousmop:
healthykids101:
deliriousmop:
Gosh Theresa, I think we discovered the answer to having a high Tumblarity (which btw, i don’t get, because it doesn’t make any sense and no one even sees it.)
Every time you post something, I am just gonna instantly like it, even if it is something like, “June 12th. Today I took a huge dump.”
(p.s. Tumblarity is an actual word on...
Gosh Theresa, I think we discovered the answer to having a high Tumblarity (which btw, i don’t get, because it doesn’t make any sense and no one even sees it.)
Every time you post something, I am just gonna instantly like it, even if it is something like, “June 12th. Today I took a huge dump.”
(p.s. Tumblarity is an actual word on this spellcheck.)