Hey Beautiful: Archive

I like that Kim Kardashian is famous because of her ass, and Paris Hilton is famous because she is stupid. I would like to imagine that they are actually both geniuses that are doing some elaborate sociology study on the world. I imagine them going home at night and whispering into their webcam like Avatar, “Day three hundred ninety-eight. I continue to have them all fooled.”

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

Me: I can not wait for the black princess. That's so fabulous. But I have to say..Alice is my favorite Disney character. 
Melanie: I know right?! 
Me: I can't explain it. She's the only one..
Melanie: She's the only one who trips on LSD.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

“PMS isn’t real… it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we’re...”

– (via ricekristis) LOL

Dec 29th

Stop Clapping!

This is George the llama.

Dec 28th

1 tag

Dec 25th

OHMYGOSH IT IS CHRISTMAS!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS...

And I know this is a lame, but, Please donate.

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a milestone. You can now….gosh, you can now watch porn legally. Not that it mattered before, anyhow. What else? I think that’s all. Just…porn. perfect -.- Happy 17th. See you tonight. (:

Dec 22nd

Pride and Prejudice

Is the best book everr!!! Mr. Darcy fucking PWNS Edward Cullen!

Dec 22nd

“…Every savage can dance.” Sir William only smiled.”

– Pride and Prejudice

Dec 22nd

Dec 18th

I deserve to be thrown into a crate and shipped off to Sri Lanka.

Dec 13th

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Dec 12th

Dec 11th

Dec 10th

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Dec 9th

12/6/09

healthykids101: HAHAAHA I FUCKIN LOVE MY BEST FRIEND. SHE IS FUCKIN AWESOME TO THE FUCKIN MAX!!! hahaha she totally made up my Championship night. I absolutely smitten you. How do you like my exquisite vocabulary, Shireen. (i did it for you) :D (:

Dec 8th

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”

– Chuck Palahniuk (via mormononbikee) Love this guy. Love this book.

Dec 8th

Dec 7th

I’m looking down the hole your looking up at me you’re cold and tired that is easy to see lower the rope to you a bucket on the line your membrane will be soft and smooth and your heart will be mine The look inside your eyes drives me from control evoking visions of my favourite casserole and if i eat your heart i’ll also eat your soul and when i’m done with that...

Dec 6th

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Dec 6th

To:

People with dimple piercings. They are fabulous. But how do you chew?

Dec 5th

I Really Like My Best Friend

Theresa: DUDE! Do you remember that time..
Me: Noooooo I do NOT remember
Theresa: hm..
Me: Haha, sorry.
Theresa: Yeah, I don't remember either.
Me: What?
Theresa: Yeah...you know, I don't really know what we're talking about...

Dec 4th

If By A.P. You Mean "Advanced Procrastinator" Then...

We hardly have any homework today. In some irrational train of thought, I was wondering if it was possible that I somehow procrastinated myself out of the load of homework.

Dec 4th

Your circle is descending further and further down into stupidity. Those friends, that car, your tasteless music, that horrible vocabulary.

Dec 3rd

Dec 2nd