December 2010
5 posts
how do you delete a tumblr but still keep the...
In art class, we are making paper mache. As a certified geek, I decide to make the staff of Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. I paint it pink because I am such a girl. It looks like a giant penis. I am so distraught.
After school, I got my belly button pierced at a donut shop. Whence the needle was through my skin, a customer walked in. My dress was lifted, I was wearing tights, and I was keenly...
November 2010
54 posts
sometimes when i think a status looks kind of...
“Said he forgave you, I said I hated you, he...
always a good source of internal motivation, for anything: self-loathing and dramatic music.
I have a name that is generally non-receptive to drunk men, starbucks cashiers, and Asian parents.
:(
why?
Fat comedians are more effective than beautiful comedians.
We board what is called a ”terminal”, when we’re so clearly out of danger after being groped, excuse me, “patted down” so thoroughly nowadays.
Dobby died. WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY JK ROWLING?! FUCKDAMNIT. i cried, he was my favorite. :( </3
This is me being a shallow douchebag, but Kim II-sung REALLY...
LOL female empowerment right here.
oh hai world,
It’s 4 am in the morning, and I am 10 pages away from finishing the most boring book known to mankind. It’s called Inventing Human Rights by Lynn Hunt, who I believe would have a wonderful career in children’s book writing. The first 150 pages described, in outstanding detail, French torture methods, and the last 150 pages were a reiteration of everything we...
hell hath no fury and my stupid college musings.
The Georgetown letter comes out on December 15th. Twenty-nine days. I’m not exactly sure what I’m going to do if I don’t get in. I’m not saying the world will end, or anything equally as dramatic, like a mass recall of Nutella or something..
I just don’t exactly have a plan B. =/
My second choice would have been NYU, or Barnard (if I could stand the hyper-female...
You know the movie, Somewhere? I’ve never...
dear brain,
please repress all memories of last night and never play them ever again.
love, Well-being
irispeaks:
Up in walnut. I just saw three shooting stars.
They were probably really airplanes. In the night sky. And you just pretended they were shooting stars.
:(
Suddenly, I miss everyone from GYLC like crazy. I miss Kim, who is the coolest drug induced asian I’ve ever met in my entire life. I miss Devin, who is more beautiful than megan fox. I ain’t kidding. I’d post a picture of her on here, except it’d be creepy. She’s so pretty. I miss Carmen, who wore short dresses and got men to do anything she wanted. She got a guy to...
s: im in love.
m: why?
s: I just met this guy, with green eyes. ohmygod.
m: you're such a superficial, shallow, stupid little girl.
s: ...
s: yeah. pretty much. so anyway, and he had this curly hair...
“you were so annoying. you were like a puppy, you were like ‘love me! love me! love me!’, so I did.”
u guyz. dis eez a gud song. trust. Brandon...
day 12 - bullet your whole day.
woke up to death.
took 3 tests.
went home and took advil.
went back to school to NOH8 photoshoot
watched Up, argued with Eva and Jefferey about self-percieved illness.
joined Theresa at library
call from aaron to pick up dying andy.
went home and called dance studio
cried over dance.
going to dance for next 3 hours.
sleep
traits of a douchebag.
-has a Nietzche quote tattooed on his arm. Or Kurt Vonnegut.
-wears dark sunglasses indoors.
-only buys brand name polos and shoes that cost more than an island.
-actually owns an island.
-has numbers in his phone that say “girl from pizza place” or “girl from club in November” instead of names.
-paid someone to take his SAT.
frica.: i came to dance dance dance →
imblagginit:
i swear this is the last time im gonna listen to the tsui man tonight!
im currently in a great mental state. talked to my mama for a good hour and weaseled my way into getting LOTION, NUTELLA and SNOW BOOTS — which will hopefully fit my numb little feet. there are times I wished I lived in an…
hahaha i love this
